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Sweet lovely death, I am waiting for your breath. Come sweet death, one last caress...
sounds like You've got something to say
Here we are
Born to be kings
We're the princes of the universe.
The only people who think a car playing loud music is cool are the people in the car
Hey fuck you
I was listening to rap in Houston one time in my car with dark windows at a car wash, had my music CRANKED. it was fucking loud. i get out of the car to wipe off the water at the vacuums and there were two black guys in the booth next to me. when i got out of the car they busted up laughing. not expecting to see a white business man get out of the car (this was back in like 2000). i'll never forget that.
Pray for me. I'm running an 8 kid sleepover by myself. Wife is out of town.
You are doomed.
A metal cover of everything is awesome.
My daughter had "everything is awesome" as her ringtone for when I called.
My son: "Dad, What makes you Blacktose intolerant?
Not having Headphone jacks in theaters seems borderline criminal
I'm hearing buzz about Woodley fighting Nick Diaz next. Any truth?
Nothing official, but part of the deal they are working out with Woodley is getting him a $$$$$ fight since they trying to put together an interim so close to him being ready
One thing I heard coming out of Cocoanut Creek is the division changes are coming sooner rather than later.
At least 2 and as many as 5new weights could be coming soon.
The candles you blow out on a birthday cake represent the years extinguished from your life
Freakdog deleted it in the last profile post, but I told him to "shut the fuck up already."
Also it let's you kinda spit on everybody's piece of cake.
RIP Swedish DJ Avicii
RIP Verne Troyer
what are you, the obituary column
RIP Harry Anderson
He was good.
He was awesome on Night Court
Blood is thicker than water. But, syrup is thicker than blood. Therefore pancakes are more important than family.
I don't like to go around making diabetes jokes, but dude, you can't just set them up like that.
you complete me
@thumper my sig has [IMG] sitting next to the image, how fix?
You had two images in your sig - one that wasn't loading (Matt Hughes with a UFC belt). I deleted the Hughes image.
Flat Earthers never seem to appreciate how lucky we are that the Earth is horizontal rather than vertical
even worse. earth could be round and we could,ve ended up on the bottom.
Alves has heart ... Condit has elbows
inb4 AI KO's Khabib with a flying knee.
The life of man is but a battle for existence with being vanquished the only certainty.