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  1. Poindexter
    Poindexter
    Sweet lovely death, I am waiting for your breath. Come sweet death, one last caress...
    1. Trodden
      Trodden
      sounds like You've got something to say
      May 20, 2018
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  2. disposableassassin
    disposableassassin
    Here we are
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    2. disposableassassin
      disposableassassin
      Born to be kings
      May 17, 2018
    3. disposableassassin
      disposableassassin
      We're the princes of the universe.
      May 17, 2018
    4. ILJO
      ILJO
      QUEEEEN!!!!
      May 18, 2018
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  3. thumper
    thumper
    The only people who think a car playing loud music is cool are the people in the car
    1. Dimson and Cat--Smasher like this.
    2. ILJO
      ILJO
      Hey fuck you
      May 18, 2018
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    3. thumper
      thumper
      I was listening to rap in Houston one time in my car with dark windows at a car wash, had my music CRANKED. it was fucking loud. i get out of the car to wipe off the water at the vacuums and there were two black guys in the booth next to me. when i got out of the car they busted up laughing. not expecting to see a white business man get out of the car (this was back in like 2000). i'll never forget that.
      May 19, 2018
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  4. Thamob
    Thamob
    Pray for me. I'm running an 8 kid sleepover by myself. Wife is out of town.
    1. Dimson and ATJ-Lucko like this.
    2. Poindexter
      Poindexter
      You are doomed.
      May 12, 2018
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    3. ATJ-Lucko
  5. disposableassassin
    1. ILJO
      ILJO
      what's that?
      May 4, 2018
    2. disposableassassin
      disposableassassin
      A metal cover of everything is awesome.
      May 4, 2018
    3. Kano
      Kano
      My daughter had "everything is awesome" as her ringtone for when I called.
      May 5, 2018
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  6. Thamob
    Thamob
    My son: "Dad, What makes you Blacktose intolerant?
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    2. ILJO
      ILJO
      The news?
      Apr 28, 2018
    3. ILJO
      ILJO
      The noose?
      Apr 28, 2018
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    4. Kano
      Kano
      upbringing
      Apr 29, 2018
  7. thumper
    thumper
    Not having Headphone jacks in theaters seems borderline criminal
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  8. strife
    strife singinkangaroooo
    from....

    Anderson Silva!

    wait....
  9. Problematique
    Problematique
    TOKUSENTAI, TOKUSENTAI
  10. strife
    strife SandyWH
    I'm hearing buzz about Woodley fighting Nick Diaz next. Any truth?
    1. Trodden likes this.
    2. SandyWH
      SandyWH
      Nothing official, but part of the deal they are working out with Woodley is getting him a $$$$$ fight since they trying to put together an interim so close to him being ready
      Apr 23, 2018
      strife likes this.
    3. SandyWH
      SandyWH
      One thing I heard coming out of Cocoanut Creek is the division changes are coming sooner rather than later.
      At least 2 and as many as 5new weights could be coming soon.
      Apr 23, 2018
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  11. thumper
    thumper
    The candles you blow out on a birthday cake represent the years extinguished from your life
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    2. ILJO
      ILJO
      Freakdog deleted it in the last profile post, but I told him to "shut the fuck up already."
      Apr 23, 2018
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    3. ChuckBooty 2.0
      ChuckBooty 2.0
      Also it let's you kinda spit on everybody's piece of cake.
      Apr 23, 2018
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  12. ATJ-Lucko
    ATJ-Lucko
    RIP Swedish DJ Avicii
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  13. ATJ-Lucko
    ATJ-Lucko
    RIP Verne Troyer
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    2. Kano
      Kano
      what are you, the obituary column
      Apr 21, 2018
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  14. ATJ-Lucko
    ATJ-Lucko
    RIP Harry Anderson
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    2. Poindexter
      Poindexter
      He was good.
      Apr 17, 2018
    3. Thamob
      Thamob
      He was awesome on Night Court
      Apr 20, 2018
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  15. thumper
    thumper
    Blood is thicker than water. But, syrup is thicker than blood. Therefore pancakes are more important than family.
    1. Bran
      Bran
      I don't like to go around making diabetes jokes, but dude, you can't just set them up like that.
      Apr 16, 2018
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    2. thumper
      thumper
      you complete me
      Apr 22, 2018
  16. Problematique
    Problematique
    @thumper my sig has [IMG] sitting next to the image, how fix?
    1. Poindexter
      Poindexter
      You had two images in your sig - one that wasn't loading (Matt Hughes with a UFC belt). I deleted the Hughes image.
      Apr 15, 2018
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    2. Problematique
      Problematique
      Champion.
      Apr 15, 2018
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    3. ILJO
      ILJO
      Fucking idiot
      Apr 16, 2018
  17. thumper
    thumper
    Flat Earthers never seem to appreciate how lucky we are that the Earth is horizontal rather than vertical
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    2. Kano
      Kano
      even worse. earth could be round and we could,ve ended up on the bottom.
      Apr 12, 2018
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  18. cnlclink
    cnlclink
    Alves has heart ... Condit has elbows
  19. Problematique
    Problematique
    inb4 AI KO's Khabib with a flying knee.
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    2. Cat--Smasher
      Cat--Smasher
      derp.
      Apr 10, 2018
    3. Problematique
      Problematique
      dang it
      Apr 10, 2018
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  20. Poindexter
    Poindexter
    The life of man is but a battle for existence with being vanquished the only certainty.