1. Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory. Tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat. "UFC on Fox: Poirier vs. Gaethje" Live Discussion *Spoilers*. Prelims started at 3:30 p.m. ET on Fight Pass.
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  1. ATJ-Lucko
    ATJ-Lucko
    RIP Harry Anderson
    1. Poindexter
      Poindexter
      He was good.
      Apr 17, 2018 at 10:17 PM
  2. thumper
    thumper
    Blood is thicker than water. But, syrup is thicker than blood. Therefore pancakes are more important than family.
    1. Bran
      Bran
      I don't like to go around making diabetes jokes, but dude, you can't just set them up like that.
      Apr 16, 2018 at 5:14 PM
  3. Problematique
    Problematique
    @thumper my sig has [IMG] sitting next to the image, how fix?
    1. Poindexter
      Poindexter
      You had two images in your sig - one that wasn't loading (Matt Hughes with a UFC belt). I deleted the Hughes image.
      Apr 15, 2018 at 9:59 AM
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    2. Problematique
      Problematique
      Champion.
      Apr 15, 2018 at 7:17 PM
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    3. ILJO
      ILJO
      Fucking idiot
      Apr 16, 2018 at 1:25 AM
  4. thumper
    thumper
    Flat Earthers never seem to appreciate how lucky we are that the Earth is horizontal rather than vertical
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    2. Kano
      Kano
      even worse. earth could be round and we could,ve ended up on the bottom.
      Apr 12, 2018
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  5. cnlclink
    cnlclink
    Alves has heart ... Condit has elbows
  6. Problematique
    Problematique
    inb4 AI KO's Khabib with a flying knee.
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    2. Cat--Smasher
      Cat--Smasher
      derp.
      Apr 10, 2018
    3. Problematique
      Problematique
      dang it
      Apr 10, 2018
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  7. Poindexter
    Poindexter
    The life of man is but a battle for existence with being vanquished the only certainty.
  8. thumper
    thumper
    have you seen the clown that hides from gay people? Have you?
    1. Poindexter
      Poindexter
      I saw him.
      Mar 25, 2018
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    2. sourdough
      sourdough
      I totally sucked his dick.
      Mar 25, 2018
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  9. thumper
    thumper
    Hey Now Brown Cow
  10. Problematique
    Problematique
    If you haven't played Batman: Arkham City yet, then you should.
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    2. ILJO
      ILJO
      Why?
      Apr 6, 2018
  11. Thamob
    Thamob
    Just introduced my boys to one of the greatest comedy teams. ..... The Three Stooges
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    2. thumper
      thumper
      That's pretty awesome dude!!

      often wish I'd done the 'dad' thing.
      Mar 23, 2018
  12. Problematique
    Problematique
    Judas Priest, a band formed in 1970, just released an album in 2018 that is their best since 1990 and it's bloody great. What a band.
    1. Cat--Smasher
      Cat--Smasher
      I seen a recent review on the album stating how good it was. Impressive!
      Mar 21, 2018
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    2. thumper
      thumper
      They actually startednin 1969! i was THREE, and i'm 51 now lol

      back when I was growing up Judas Priest was the shit!

      However, to be fair, they really didn't hit the mainstream until Killing Machine and taht came out in the late 70's i think. not sure.
      Mar 23, 2018
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    3. Problematique
      Problematique
      Killing Machine came out in 1978, same year as Stained Class. Both great albums.
      Mar 24, 2018
  13. disposableassassin
    disposableassassin
    Bah-weep-graaaaagnah wheep nini bong.
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    3. Thamob
      Thamob
      Bah-weep-graaaaagnah wheep nini bong
      Now where's my energon treat?
      Mar 15, 2018
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    4. disposableassassin
      disposableassassin
      As long as you are going to reciprocate.
      Mar 15, 2018
    5. Thamob
      Thamob
      You speak tv?
      Mar 15, 2018
  14. Ninjastix
    Ninjastix
    If I kill the pope... do I get his powers? Is it like Highlander?
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    3. Poindexter
      Poindexter
      Down with censorship!
      Mar 11, 2018
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    4. ILJO
      ILJO
      Yeah, fuck that guy.
      Mar 11, 2018
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    5. jokerthief
      jokerthief
      You want to shelter some pedophiles or something?
      Mar 12, 2018
  15. ATJ-Lucko
    ATJ-Lucko
    Aidan Quinn is the poor man's Tony Goldwyn
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    3. ATJ-Lucko
      ATJ-Lucko
      Down with iljo making stupid comments on my status, he is a cunt, always was and always will be.
      Mar 12, 2018
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    4. Trodden
      Trodden
      all you have to do is go to your 'Privacy' settings and have only people you follow be able to post on your status. Then pick who you follow and no one else can comment on your page or profile posts.

      If you dont want him to be able to, dont 'follow' him
      Mar 12, 2018
    5. Trodden
      Trodden
      plus ILJO is just a bitch anyways
      Mar 13, 2018
  16. Ninjastix
    Ninjastix
    Ever have that feeling that you might not live through the week? There's that electricity in the air...
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    2. ILJO
      ILJO
      Is this a cry for help?

      Because I'd save you, bro, if I could only save myself....
      Mar 7, 2018
    3. Trodden
      Trodden
      I can't fight this feeling anymore
      I've forgotten what I started fighting for
      It's time to bring this ship into the shore
      And throw away the oars, forever
      Mar 8, 2018
  17. Bran
    Bran Afro
    Where you at, bruv?
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    2. Afro
      Afro
      Present!
      Mar 14, 2018
  18. thumper
    thumper
    Not to go off topic about taking/leaving a shit, but I just picked 124 ripe, sweet and tangy tangelos off a tree and have 100+ left to pick
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  19. thumper
    thumper
    Shouldn't it be 'leaving' a shit?
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    2. Trodden
      Trodden
      I could give two shits
      Feb 28, 2018
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    3. Kano
      Kano
      At work I Call it "making a superintendent"
      Feb 28, 2018
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    4. disposableassassin
      disposableassassin
      We aren't really taking it anywhere that's for sure. Well I mean we are taking it to where we are leaving it but that's neither here nor there. Well it is here and then it's there once you've taken it and then left it.
      Mar 5, 2018
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  20. Poindexter
    Poindexter
    Whatever happened to the life that we once knew?
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    3. Poindexter
      Poindexter
      I expelled feces from my body.
      Feb 21, 2018
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    4. Trodden
      Trodden
      but did you shit or shat?
      Feb 21, 2018
    5. Poindexter
      Poindexter
      A gentleman never tells.
      Feb 21, 2018
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