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  1. Poindexter
    Poindexter
    Forget your hopes. They were what brought you here.
    1. disposableassassin
      disposableassassin
      Typing "gay hardcore gangbang" into Google is what brought me here.
      Sep 18, 2017 at 12:15 PM
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  2. Cat--Smasher
    Cat--Smasher
    Just cuz she bounce it up and down like a trampoline
    1. ILJO
      ILJO
      ....
      Sep 16, 2017 at 3:28 AM
  3. disposableassassin
  4. thumper
    thumper
    Neighbor knocked on my door this morning at 2:30am? Can you believe that? 2:30am! Lucky for him i was still up playing my drums!
  5. Poindexter
    Poindexter
    A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
  6. MopSockAndTwoSmokingBarrels
    MopSockAndTwoSmokingBarrels Hillbilly
    Cant wait till you get home buddy! Keepin the home fires burning! You'll be back soon enough!!!
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    3. disposableassassin
      disposableassassin
      Love that dude. Send my well wishes when next you speak.
      Aug 24, 2017
    4. MopSockAndTwoSmokingBarrels
      MopSockAndTwoSmokingBarrels
      Dont know if youre still in the facebook group, but his GF is there

      September 5th is when he gets home
      Aug 24, 2017
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    5. Hillbilly
      Hillbilly
      I missed you guys as well be assured. it's been awhile, but i'm back again! love ya'll and John, your thoughts are well appreciated my friend and as are the rest of everybody here. i'll be around more soon hopefully
      Sep 11, 2017
  7. Problematique
    Problematique
    Ron Swanson, is the president the united states needs.
    1. Trodden likes this.
    2. ILJO
      ILJO
      What's with the comma?
      Aug 10, 2017
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    3. Poindexter
      Poindexter
      It's for dramatic effect. Duh.
      Aug 12, 2017
    4. ILJO
      ILJO
      I don't get it.
      Aug 13, 2017
  8. Problematique
    Problematique Intellectual
    The fuck you at, bro?
    1. RearNakedSmoker
      RearNakedSmoker
      He's in sunny Southern California fixing someone's feet.
      Aug 12, 2017
  9. AnchorPunch
    AnchorPunch disposableassassin
    I was playing the Deadpool game on PS and made me think of you. Hope you've been well, man.
    1. disposableassassin likes this.
    2. disposableassassin
      disposableassassin
      Eh. Here's to hoping you've been better than I have.
      Aug 1, 2017
  10. ATJ-Lucko
    ATJ-Lucko
    "I have no intention of killing again. On the other hand, I cannot predict the future.".
    1. ILJO
      ILJO
      Cool
      Jul 27, 2017
    2. Poindexter
      Poindexter
      One compound word + another word = ball-peen hammer.
      Jul 28, 2017
  11. thumper
    thumper
    that the fresh, “green” scent of a just-mowed lawn is actually a distress signal that the lawn is sending out to save Net Neutrality
  12. Poindexter
    Poindexter
    Twelve million Americans believe lizard people run our country.
    1. kanobro
      kanobro
      What the heck do the other three hundred million believe?
      Jul 21, 2017
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  13. thumper
    thumper
    sometimes my ass fools me. Sit down for a nice shit and it turns out to be nothing more than a disappointing giant fart
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    2. MopSockAndTwoSmokingBarrels
      MopSockAndTwoSmokingBarrels
      thats a good metaphor for the white house
      Jul 19, 2017
      kanobro likes this.
    3. Cat--Smasher
      Cat--Smasher
      You know what thought did? Thought thought he farted and he shit himself.
      Jul 22, 2017
  14. AnchorPunch
    AnchorPunch
    I Back
    1. Trodden likes this.
    2. disposableassassin
      Jul 16, 2017
    3. MopSockAndTwoSmokingBarrels
      MopSockAndTwoSmokingBarrels
      where did you go to?
      Jul 19, 2017
  15. thumper
    thumper
    I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world because theyd never expect it
    1. Poindexter and Spoon like this.
    2. thumper
      thumper
      Jack Handey for president!
      Jul 15, 2017
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  16. Poindexter
    Poindexter
    Watch out Rinoldo.
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    2. ILJO
      ILJO
      What for?
      Jul 15, 2017
    3. Poindexter
      Poindexter
      Deers.
      Jul 15, 2017
    4. ChuckBooty 2.0
      ChuckBooty 2.0
      How many deers? What did your little friend say?
      Jul 15, 2017
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  17. thumper
    thumper
    My taint is inflamed. Thought you should know
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    2. thumper
      thumper
      baby powder would form a paste
      Jul 10, 2017
    3. thumper
      thumper
      and get it checked out? nah, I'm just in for the ride
      Jul 10, 2017
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    4. kanobro
      kanobro
      rub Tobasco Sauce on it. Guaranteed to reduce inflammation.
      Jul 17, 2017
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  18. StrongLikingUFC
    StrongLikingUFC
    I met turist from San Francisco USA today. He offering to toss my salad. I liking USA, but wanting to keep salad thanking you.
    1. Poindexter and Trodden like this.
    2. MopSockAndTwoSmokingBarrels
      MopSockAndTwoSmokingBarrels
      thats a san Franciscan for you
      Jul 7, 2017
    3. Cat--Smasher
      Cat--Smasher
      Just make sure he tosses that salad in some ranch dressing.
      Jul 8, 2017
    4. Poindexter
      Poindexter
      You might like it.
      Jul 8, 2017
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  19. disposableassassin
    disposableassassin
    What have I become, my sweetest friend? Everyone I know goes away in the end.
    1. ATJ-Lucko and Trodden like this.
  20. Poindexter
    Poindexter
    No you won't fool the children of the revolution.
    1. Cat--Smasher
      Cat--Smasher
      I drive a rolls royce 'cos it's good for my voice
      Jul 2, 2017
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