Separate names with a comma.
Forget your hopes. They were what brought you here.
Typing "gay hardcore gangbang" into Google is what brought me here.
Just cuz she bounce it up and down like a trampoline
Neighbor knocked on my door this morning at 2:30am? Can you believe that? 2:30am! Lucky for him i was still up playing my drums!
A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
Cant wait till you get home buddy! Keepin the home fires burning! You'll be back soon enough!!!
Love that dude. Send my well wishes when next you speak.
Dont know if youre still in the facebook group, but his GF is there
September 5th is when he gets home
I missed you guys as well be assured. it's been awhile, but i'm back again! love ya'll and John, your thoughts are well appreciated my friend and as are the rest of everybody here. i'll be around more soon hopefully
Ron Swanson, is the president the united states needs.
What's with the comma?
It's for dramatic effect. Duh.
I don't get it.
The fuck you at, bro?
He's in sunny Southern California fixing someone's feet.
I was playing the Deadpool game on PS and made me think of you. Hope you've been well, man.
Eh. Here's to hoping you've been better than I have.
"I have no intention of killing again. On the other hand, I cannot predict the future.".
One compound word + another word = ball-peen hammer.
that the fresh, “green” scent of a just-mowed lawn is actually a distress signal that the lawn is sending out to save Net Neutrality
Twelve million Americans believe lizard people run our country.
What the heck do the other three hundred million believe?
sometimes my ass fools me. Sit down for a nice shit and it turns out to be nothing more than a disappointing giant fart
thats a good metaphor for the white house
You know what thought did? Thought thought he farted and he shit himself.
where did you go to?
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world because theyd never expect it
Jack Handey for president!
Watch out Rinoldo.
How many deers? What did your little friend say?
My taint is inflamed. Thought you should know
baby powder would form a paste
and get it checked out? nah, I'm just in for the ride
rub Tobasco Sauce on it. Guaranteed to reduce inflammation.
I met turist from San Francisco USA today. He offering to toss my salad. I liking USA, but wanting to keep salad thanking you.
thats a san Franciscan for you
Just make sure he tosses that salad in some ranch dressing.
You might like it.
What have I become, my sweetest friend? Everyone I know goes away in the end.
No you won't fool the children of the revolution.
I drive a rolls royce 'cos it's good for my voice