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  1. Poindexter
    Poindexter
    There is no document of civilization which is not at the same time a document of barbarism.
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    2. ILJO
      ILJO
      Sure there is.
      Jun 15, 2017
    3. Poindexter
      Poindexter
      Prove it.
      Jun 15, 2017
    4. Trodden
      Trodden
      I take it you read martha stewarts biography
      Jun 16, 2017
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  2. thumper
    thumper
    I think I'm more sad to see Mayor West gone than batman
  3. Poindexter
    Poindexter
    Only users lose drugs.
    1. StrongLikingUFC
      StrongLikingUFC
      In Mongolia only old womens and disobedient children are so foolish.
      May 26, 2017
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    2. kanobro
      kanobro
      I hate when that happens.
      May 29, 2017
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  4. Poindexter
    Poindexter
    The orange snowflake is telling us porky pies.
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    2. Trodden
      Trodden
      how many calories are in a porky pie?
      May 22, 2017
    3. Poindexter
      Poindexter
      More than a hundred.
      May 22, 2017
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  5. SickNasty
    SickNasty
    I am 30 as of today, I feel old as shit. Not Taz, or Rivet old, but still old.
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    3. Poindexter
      Poindexter
      Goes a long way right about now where I'm at.
      May 19, 2017
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    4. Trodden
      Trodden
      me too. I fucking hate the summer. I grew up in northern Illinois, so Ive had plenty of humidity, but I swear Missouri is somewhere near Satans asshole cause its as humid as a fat mans sphincter

      hurry the fuck up Autumn!
      May 19, 2017
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    5. Miz
      Miz
      Happy Birthday old man.
      May 24, 2017
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  6. Problematique
    Problematique
    Quake champions is pretty fun, still wish there were no champions though. Really enjoying the railgun.
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  7. BlueFlow
    BlueFlow
    Totally confused by the spot rep system.
    1. StrongLikingUFC
      StrongLikingUFC
      Is confusing. I still waiting for silver delivery from paypal bribe. I know someday will come. I am faith. Then I will achieving dream of visit Iowa USA.
      May 11, 2017
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    2. Cat--Smasher
      Cat--Smasher
      Give rep or take rep. Rep levels given or taken based off your current rep level.
      May 11, 2017
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    3. SandyWH
      SandyWH
      Rep mean nothing, except at a certain level it unlocks the magical world of Marnia where all your pornographic and illegal download dreams come true.
      May 16, 2017
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  8. BlueFlow
    BlueFlow
    I back :-)
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    3. Cat--Smasher
      Cat--Smasher
      A long way to travel for a piece of tail.

      Tell you what, send me her contact info, Ill let you know if she pokes and is worth the plane ticket ;)
      May 11, 2017
    4. SandyWH
      SandyWH
      Who are you?
      May 16, 2017
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    5. Cat--Smasher
      Cat--Smasher
      All I know is he is Canadian. You best keep a close eye on him.
      May 16, 2017
  9. disposableassassin
    disposableassassin
    Wubba Lubba Dub Dub
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    2. kanobro
      kanobro
      three men in a tub
      May 7, 2017
    3. ILJO
      ILJO
      Don't be a pussy.
      May 8, 2017
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    4. disposableassassin
      disposableassassin
      I don't give a fuck
      May 8, 2017
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  10. disposableassassin
    disposableassassin
    Heat + humidity = fuck this shit
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    2. Cat--Smasher
      Cat--Smasher
      Rain + cloudy grey skies = fuck this shit
      May 3, 2017
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  11. SickNasty
    SickNasty
    Running around an MLB baseball diamond is a farther run than goal line to goal line on a football field.
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  12. ATJ-Lucko
    ATJ-Lucko
    A Piano is just an Harp on its side.
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    2. Swamp Balls
      Swamp Balls
      No it's not
      May 3, 2017
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    3. disposableassassin
      disposableassassin
      If the piano guys say it is so, then it is so. I fucking love those guys.
      May 3, 2017
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    4. Trodden
      Trodden
      ILJO is right. the truth is its 'A Piano is just "A" Harp on its side.


      but if you ask me, to avoid such confusion, be very clear when ordering a pianst. google speak isnt always your friend
      May 9, 2017
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  13. ATJ-Lucko
    ATJ-Lucko
    If Moses had had Google Maps, it would have taken the Israeli tribe only 6 days to walk from Cairo to Jerusalem, instead of 40 years.
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    2. StrongLikingUFC
      StrongLikingUFC
      Story is symbol, not recountations.
      May 1, 2017
    3. Swamp Balls
      Swamp Balls
      How close do you think Jerusalem is to Cairo.
      May 3, 2017
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    4. ATJ-Lucko
      ATJ-Lucko
      its 263 miles apart, if you walk at an average 3 mph, that's 88 hours of walking time, walk 11 hours a day, you get there in 8 days. but if you walk faster and walk more hours you can get there in 6 days.
      May 3, 2017
  14. SickNasty
    SickNasty
    Almost bought a motorcycle today. The only thing that stopped me was lack of $, credit, and storage.
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  15. Ninjastix
    Ninjastix
    HUMBLE. just makes me miss 90's Bone
    1. Noise
      Noise
      Yah fuckin' legendary.
      Apr 28, 2017
  16. disposableassassin
    disposableassassin
    Scrotie likes to post status updates
    1. Trodden
      Trodden
      either theres no place to post it, or I dont have the time to search
      Apr 26, 2017
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  17. jokerthief
    jokerthief
    A spoon is a much better utensil for pie than a fork.
    1. Bran
      Bran
      What about the movie where that guy forked a pie? Seemed to work pretty well then.
      Apr 16, 2017
  18. ILJO
    ILJO
    Hey Mr. Hangman, give it to me.
    1. disposableassassin
      disposableassassin
      You get nothing!
      Apr 8, 2017
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  19. Ninjastix
    Ninjastix
    I'm gonna pre.
    1. ILJO
      ILJO
      No you're not.
      Apr 8, 2017
    2. disposableassassin
      disposableassassin
      He already did.
      Apr 8, 2017
  20. StrongLikingUFC
    StrongLikingUFC
    What are meanings of "just the tip"?
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    3. Poindexter
      Poindexter
      And God made dirt and dirt don't hurt, i.e., put it in the butt.
      Apr 7, 2017
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    4. kanobro
      kanobro
      When you don't want to go balls deep.
      Apr 8, 2017
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    5. Trodden
      Trodden
      let em know before you get close to elbow deep
      Apr 8, 2017
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