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There is no document of civilization which is not at the same time a document of barbarism.
Sure there is.
I take it you read martha stewarts biography
I think I'm more sad to see Mayor West gone than batman
Only users lose drugs.
In Mongolia only old womens and disobedient children are so foolish.
I hate when that happens.
The orange snowflake is telling us porky pies.
how many calories are in a porky pie?
More than a hundred.
I am 30 as of today, I feel old as shit. Not Taz, or Rivet old, but still old.
Goes a long way right about now where I'm at.
me too. I fucking hate the summer. I grew up in northern Illinois, so Ive had plenty of humidity, but I swear Missouri is somewhere near Satans asshole cause its as humid as a fat mans sphincter
hurry the fuck up Autumn!
Happy Birthday old man.
Quake champions is pretty fun, still wish there were no champions though. Really enjoying the railgun.
Totally confused by the spot rep system.
Is confusing. I still waiting for silver delivery from paypal bribe. I know someday will come. I am faith. Then I will achieving dream of visit Iowa USA.
Give rep or take rep. Rep levels given or taken based off your current rep level.
Rep mean nothing, except at a certain level it unlocks the magical world of Marnia where all your pornographic and illegal download dreams come true.
I back :-)
A long way to travel for a piece of tail.
Tell you what, send me her contact info, Ill let you know if she pokes and is worth the plane ticket ;)
Who are you?
All I know is he is Canadian. You best keep a close eye on him.
Wubba Lubba Dub Dub
three men in a tub
Don't be a pussy.
I don't give a fuck
Heat + humidity = fuck this shit
Rain + cloudy grey skies = fuck this shit
Running around an MLB baseball diamond is a farther run than goal line to goal line on a football field.
A Piano is just an Harp on its side.
No it's not
If the piano guys say it is so, then it is so. I fucking love those guys.
ILJO is right. the truth is its 'A Piano is just "A" Harp on its side.
but if you ask me, to avoid such confusion, be very clear when ordering a pianst. google speak isnt always your friend
If Moses had had Google Maps, it would have taken the Israeli tribe only 6 days to walk from Cairo to Jerusalem, instead of 40 years.
Story is symbol, not recountations.
How close do you think Jerusalem is to Cairo.
its 263 miles apart, if you walk at an average 3 mph, that's 88 hours of walking time, walk 11 hours a day, you get there in 8 days. but if you walk faster and walk more hours you can get there in 6 days.
Almost bought a motorcycle today. The only thing that stopped me was lack of $, credit, and storage.
HUMBLE. just makes me miss 90's Bone
Yah fuckin' legendary.
Scrotie likes to post status updates
either theres no place to post it, or I dont have the time to search
A spoon is a much better utensil for pie than a fork.
What about the movie where that guy forked a pie? Seemed to work pretty well then.
Hey Mr. Hangman, give it to me.
You get nothing!
I'm gonna pre.
No you're not.
He already did.
What are meanings of "just the tip"?
And God made dirt and dirt don't hurt, i.e., put it in the butt.
When you don't want to go balls deep.
let em know before you get close to elbow deep