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A spoon is a much better utensil for pie than a fork.
What about the movie where that guy forked a pie? Seemed to work pretty well then.
Hey Mr. Hangman, give it to me.
You get nothing!
I'm gonna pre.
No you're not.
He already did.
What are meanings of "just the tip"?
And God made dirt and dirt don't hurt, i.e., put it in the butt.
When you don't want to go balls deep.
let em know before you get close to elbow deep
The older I've gotten, the more my hatred of opinions has grown.
Those are even worse.
Yeah it's very frustrating that it takes a certain level of intelligence (that most people don't possess) to realize when you're not informed enough to have opinions about shit.
I've come to find that (generally speaking) the louder the mouth, the dumber the person.
I feel old. Can I die now?
Im so old I was born with gray pubes
Live and let die.
Then live and let meeeee diiiiie
Don't blow it Keep it simple Count your money
The fuck do you know?
What the F@ck??
Gonna try and catch Lawrence Krauss tomorrow at the museum of natural sciences, stoked!
I hope you missed it and that it was great without you.
how's it going fellas?
Facebook shut down or something?
God I hope so
you still watch mma?
Today is International Day to End Racial Discrimination
What about domestically, can I still be racist?
Limited to only idiots and Duke fans
Killing all humans ends racism. Except the Ku Klux Termites
A trip to Walmart on a Saturday afternoon is enough to turn a bleeding heart liberal into cruel a social Darwinist.
Try a trip to Wal-Mart on race weekend in Alabama....
Try going to the DMV on a Monday morning with an acute case of the runs—that'll turn your average anarcho-syndicalist into a gun thumpin' bible toter right quick.
i've been craving fruit loops lately. what the fuck?
Those first fifteen seconds were glorious though.
Lucky Charms. Reese's Puffs. Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
The holy trinity of cereals.
Chocolate Cheerios is the bomb.
You don't got no wins in me casa
Cuz methikal man and funk doctah
I agree with O'Brien, no hope can ever be found in the proletariat.
The rule of the Party is for ever.
It was the outer party the inner party feared because they were elite enough to foment revolution. But revolution never spawns from the bottom. It's always a machination of a slightly marginalized elite.
Ahh my nipples, they hurt when I twist them.
The liberation of vestigial flesh combined with the rush of blood will outweigh the pain in a manner that has been deemed by some as an ecstatic experience.
maybe your fingers are broke?
Well, I got mixed up with some squatter types, and, uh, their leader was a drug addled flautist.
You wanna know what's awesome? When you 7 y/o asks to change the pop station and turn up GNR Welcome to the Jungle
Raising them right! \m/
I saw it written and I saw it say, pink moon is on its way.
Ever since the election... e'rybody seems to have forgotten about the Cosby.
But nothing comes out when they move their lips, just a bunch of gibberish and motherfuckers act like they forgot about Bill.