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  1. jokerthief
    jokerthief
    A spoon is a much better utensil for pie than a fork.
    1. Bran
      Bran
      What about the movie where that guy forked a pie? Seemed to work pretty well then.
      Apr 16, 2017
  2. ILJO
    ILJO
    Hey Mr. Hangman, give it to me.
    1. disposableassassin
      disposableassassin
      You get nothing!
      Apr 8, 2017
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  3. Ninjastix
    Ninjastix
    I'm gonna pre.
    1. ILJO
      ILJO
      No you're not.
      Apr 8, 2017
    2. disposableassassin
      disposableassassin
      He already did.
      Apr 8, 2017
  4. StrongLikingUFC
    StrongLikingUFC
    What are meanings of "just the tip"?
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    3. Poindexter
      Poindexter
      And God made dirt and dirt don't hurt, i.e., put it in the butt.
      Apr 7, 2017
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    4. kanobro
      kanobro
      When you don't want to go balls deep.
      Apr 8, 2017
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    5. Scrotie McBoogerballs
      Scrotie McBoogerballs
      let em know before you get close to elbow deep
      Apr 8, 2017
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  5. jokerthief
    jokerthief
    The older I've gotten, the more my hatred of opinions has grown.
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    3. jokerthief
      jokerthief
      Those are even worse.
      Apr 6, 2017
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    4. ILJO
      ILJO
      Yeah it's very frustrating that it takes a certain level of intelligence (that most people don't possess) to realize when you're not informed enough to have opinions about shit.

      I've come to find that (generally speaking) the louder the mouth, the dumber the person.
      Apr 7, 2017
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    5. Problematique
      Apr 8, 2017
  6. disposableassassin
    disposableassassin
    I feel old. Can I die now?
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    3. Scrotie McBoogerballs
      Scrotie McBoogerballs
      Im so old I was born with gray pubes
      Apr 4, 2017
    4. Cat--Smasher
      Cat--Smasher
      Live and let die.
      Apr 5, 2017
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    5. disposableassassin
      disposableassassin
      Then live and let meeeee diiiiie
      Apr 5, 2017
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  7. ATJ-Lucko
    ATJ-Lucko
    Don't blow it Keep it simple Count your money
    1. ILJO
      ILJO
      The fuck do you know?
      Mar 30, 2017
    2. Poindexter
      Poindexter
      Fucks sake.
      Mar 31, 2017
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  9. Ninjastix
    Ninjastix
    Gonna try and catch Lawrence Krauss tomorrow at the museum of natural sciences, stoked!
    1. ILJO
      ILJO
      I hope you missed it and that it was great without you.
      Mar 26, 2017
  10. Harlem Hustler
    Harlem Hustler
    how's it going fellas?
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    3. Poindexter
      Poindexter
      Facebook shut down or something?
      Mar 24, 2017
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    4. Scrotie McBoogerballs
      Scrotie McBoogerballs
      God I hope so
      Mar 24, 2017
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    5. ATJ-Lucko
      ATJ-Lucko
      you still watch mma?
      Mar 27, 2017
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  11. Thamob
    Thamob
    Today is International Day to End Racial Discrimination
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    3. ILJO
      ILJO
      What about domestically, can I still be racist?
      Mar 22, 2017
    4. Thamob
      Thamob
      Limited to only idiots and Duke fans
      Mar 22, 2017
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    5. Scrotie McBoogerballs
      Scrotie McBoogerballs
      Killing all humans ends racism. Except the Ku Klux Termites
      Mar 23, 2017
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  12. jokerthief
    jokerthief
    A trip to Walmart on a Saturday afternoon is enough to turn a bleeding heart liberal into cruel a social Darwinist.
    1. disposableassassin
      disposableassassin
      Try a trip to Wal-Mart on race weekend in Alabama....
      Mar 18, 2017
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    2. Poindexter
      Poindexter
      Try going to the DMV on a Monday morning with an acute case of the runs—that'll turn your average anarcho-syndicalist into a gun thumpin' bible toter right quick.
      Mar 19, 2017
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  13. thumper
    thumper
    i've been craving fruit loops lately. what the fuck?
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    2. Poindexter
      Poindexter
      Those first fifteen seconds were glorious though.
      Mar 13, 2017
    3. ILJO
      ILJO
      Lucky Charms. Reese's Puffs. Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

      The holy trinity of cereals.
      Mar 16, 2017
    4. Thamob
      Thamob
      Chocolate Cheerios is the bomb.
      Mar 21, 2017
  14. disposableassassin
    disposableassassin
    You don't got no wins in me casa
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    2. ILJO
      ILJO
      Why not?
      Mar 11, 2017
    3. disposableassassin
      disposableassassin
      Cuz methikal man and funk doctah
      Mar 11, 2017
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  15. jokerthief
    jokerthief
    I agree with O'Brien, no hope can ever be found in the proletariat.
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    2. Poindexter
      Poindexter
      The rule of the Party is for ever.
      Mar 7, 2017
    3. jokerthief
      jokerthief
      It was the outer party the inner party feared because they were elite enough to foment revolution. But revolution never spawns from the bottom. It's always a machination of a slightly marginalized elite.
      Mar 7, 2017
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  16. Problematique
    Problematique
    Ahh my nipples, they hurt when I twist them.
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    3. Poindexter
      Poindexter
      Use pincers.
      Mar 1, 2017
    4. Poindexter
      Poindexter
      The liberation of vestigial flesh combined with the rush of blood will outweigh the pain in a manner that has been deemed by some as an ecstatic experience.
      Mar 4, 2017
    5. Scrotie McBoogerballs
      Scrotie McBoogerballs
      maybe your fingers are broke?
      Mar 6, 2017
  17. Poindexter
    Poindexter
    Well, I got mixed up with some squatter types, and, uh, their leader was a drug addled flautist.
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  18. Thamob
    Thamob
    You wanna know what's awesome? When you 7 y/o asks to change the pop station and turn up GNR Welcome to the Jungle
    1. RearNakedSmoker
      RearNakedSmoker
      Raising them right! \m/
      Feb 25, 2017
  19. Poindexter
    Poindexter
    I saw it written and I saw it say, pink moon is on its way.
  20. Ninjastix
    Ninjastix
    Ever since the election... e'rybody seems to have forgotten about the Cosby.
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    2. Poindexter
      Poindexter
      But nothing comes out when they move their lips, just a bunch of gibberish and motherfuckers act like they forgot about Bill.
      Feb 21, 2017
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