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  1. Poindexter
    Poindexter
    The most favorable moment to seize a man and influence him is when he is alone in the mass.
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    2. ILJO
      ILJO
      Not before I cum, bro.
      Apr 21, 2019 at 8:28 AM
    3. Poindexter
      Poindexter
      The machine is a tool. But it is not a neutral tool. We are deeply influenced by the machine while using it.
      Apr 21, 2019 at 8:57 AM
    4. ILJO
      ILJO
      The machine is my cock.
      Apr 21, 2019 at 9:30 AM
  2. thumper
    thumper
    Wouldn't it make sense that gay men likely won't have constipation problems?
    1. PicogramPenis
      PicogramPenis
      Unless they can't get laid.
      Apr 9, 2019
    2. Poindexter
      Poindexter
      Pooper packing could contribute to constipation actually.
      Apr 13, 2019
    3. Kano
      Kano
      WTF, Thumper. I'm trying to eat lunch.
      Apr 15, 2019
  3. Ninjastix
    Ninjastix
    Upon closer evaluation. The 80's sucked.
    1. PicogramPenis
      PicogramPenis
      G.I. Joe, transformers, and he man disagree.
      Apr 9, 2019
  4. Poindexter
    Poindexter
    The ghost of electricity howls in the bones of her face.
    1. ILJO
      ILJO
      Are you sure?
      Apr 7, 2019
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  5. Qball1974
    Qball1974
    To err is human. To blame it on someone else shows management potential.
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  6. S=E
    S=E Cornbread and Ketchup
    Can you unblock me so I can send you a message Chris?

    -RJ
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    2. S=E
      S=E
      I just wanted to clarify since I was leaving. It was no ill will towards you. But it was still wrong and I apologize.
      Mar 18, 2019
    3. ILJO
      ILJO
      Wait so who are you two again?
      Mar 21, 2019
    4. Cornbread and Ketchup
      Cornbread and Ketchup
      Someone who didn’t vote you for mod
      Mar 21, 2019
  7. thumper
    thumper
    Build a man a fire & he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life
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    2. Kano
      Kano
      you can live the rest of your lie eating nothing but tree bark.
      Mar 14, 2019
  8. Ninjastix
    Ninjastix
    Foist of all..
    1. ILJO
      ILJO
      yes?.....
      Apr 7, 2019
  9. Qball1974
    Qball1974
    Instead of "the John," I call my toilet "the Jim". It sounds better when I tell everyone I go to "the Jim" every morning.
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  10. Problematique
    Problematique
    Who won the 1940 Tour De France? The 7th Panzer Division
  11. Poindexter
    Poindexter
    Everybody want world peace 'til your niece get shot in the dome-piece.
  12. Qball1974
    Qball1974
    Consciousness - That annoying time between naps.
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  13. Poindexter
    Poindexter
    Combined fortunes of world's 26 richest individuals reached $1.4 trillion—the same amount as the total wealth of 3.8 billion poorest people.
    1. Kano
      Kano
      That should be a publicly published list.
      Jan 22, 2019
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  14. Problematique
    Problematique
    Fuck Harry Potter. Fuck him and his brooms and his whiny friends and his shitty books and movies. I'm tired of that asshole.
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    3. Problematique
      Problematique
      fuck steve irwin
      Feb 21, 2019
      chrisc likes this.
    4. Cornbread and Ketchup
      Feb 21, 2019
      Problematique likes this.
    5. Problematique
      Problematique
      dw the stingray fucked him for us
      Feb 21, 2019
  15. Poindexter
    Poindexter
    Canada was built on dead beavers.
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    2. Poindexter
      Poindexter
      I know a mouse, and he hasn't got a house. I don't know why. I call him Gerald.
      Jan 9, 2019
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  16. Qball1974
    Qball1974
    Eating beaver will calm your nerves.
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    2. TriangleSmoke
      TriangleSmoke
      Unless it's rotten.
      Jan 4, 2019
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  17. thumper
    thumper
    Riddle: Any given year - Xmas eve and NY eve fall on the same day of the week. Xmas day and NY day don't. Why?
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    2. sourdough
      sourdough
      xmas eve and ny eve are 7 days apart. xmas and new years are 358 or so days apart depending on whether its a leap year
      Jan 5, 2019
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    3. thumper
      thumper
      @Problematique and @sourdough are correct. Just have to open a calendar to see it. Took me awhile to figure it out. the real key is 'any given year'
      Jan 5, 2019
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    4. ILJO
      ILJO
      I don't get it.
      Jan 6, 2019
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  18. PicogramPenis
    PicogramPenis
    It is quite fitting that the final day of 2018 is a Monday.
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    2. Poindexter
      Poindexter
      You want some lasagna?
      Jan 12, 2019
  19. LebenTysonTank
    LebenTysonTank
    I've never lost a round
  20. TriangleSmoke
    TriangleSmoke
    Seen your sister naked. Ain't nuthin? I tried to see...