Separate names with a comma.
The most favorable moment to seize a man and influence him is when he is alone in the mass.
Not before I cum, bro.
The machine is a tool. But it is not a neutral tool. We are deeply influenced by the machine while using it.
The machine is my cock.
Wouldn't it make sense that gay men likely won't have constipation problems?
Unless they can't get laid.
Pooper packing could contribute to constipation actually.
WTF, Thumper. I'm trying to eat lunch.
Upon closer evaluation. The 80's sucked.
G.I. Joe, transformers, and he man disagree.
The ghost of electricity howls in the bones of her face.
Are you sure?
To err is human. To blame it on someone else shows management potential.
Can you unblock me so I can send you a message Chris?
I just wanted to clarify since I was leaving. It was no ill will towards you. But it was still wrong and I apologize.
Wait so who are you two again?
Someone who didn’t vote you for mod
Build a man a fire & he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life
you can live the rest of your lie eating nothing but tree bark.
Foist of all..
Instead of "the John," I call my toilet "the Jim". It sounds better when I tell everyone I go to "the Jim" every morning.
Who won the 1940 Tour De France? The 7th Panzer Division
Everybody want world peace 'til your niece get shot in the dome-piece.
Consciousness - That annoying time between naps.
Combined fortunes of world's 26 richest individuals reached $1.4 trillion—the same amount as the total wealth of 3.8 billion poorest people.
That should be a publicly published list.
Fuck Harry Potter. Fuck him and his brooms and his whiny friends and his shitty books and movies. I'm tired of that asshole.
fuck steve irwin
dw the stingray fucked him for us
Canada was built on dead beavers.
I know a mouse, and he hasn't got a house. I don't know why. I call him Gerald.
Eating beaver will calm your nerves.
Unless it's rotten.
Riddle: Any given year - Xmas eve and NY eve fall on the same day of the week. Xmas day and NY day don't. Why?
xmas eve and ny eve are 7 days apart. xmas and new years are 358 or so days apart depending on whether its a leap year
@Problematique and @sourdough are correct. Just have to open a calendar to see it. Took me awhile to figure it out. the real key is 'any given year'
I don't get it.
It is quite fitting that the final day of 2018 is a Monday.
You want some lasagna?
I've never lost a round
Seen your sister naked. Ain't nuthin? I tried to see...